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lyrics

I never thought I'd be like the modern man
My family raised cattle since way back when
Then I found yoga, here and now began
I'm a flexible cowboy man

I'm going into Bikram at 6am
If you wanna I'll do Hatha after then
Forget about your inside with your outer Zen
And be a flexible cowboy man

And I do, the upward dog, breath in real deep
To the downward dog, let it all release
Into the child's pose, way down low
To the mountain pose, up you go
I'm a flexible cowboy man

I love my lentils, I don't touch meat
Sold my pickup, I've got 2 good feet
You see me pedaling down St Marks Street
I'm a flexible cowboy man

My wranglers don't fit like my lycra does
I look kinda slim but I'm tough as an ox
I'll never miss an eclipse or an equinox
I'm a flexible cowboy man

And I do, the upward dog, breath in real deep
To the downward dog, let it all release
Into the child's pose, way down low
To the mountain pose, up you go
I'm a flexible cowboy man

And we all sing AAAOOOHHHHMmmmm

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from Music for Minors - Ages 3 to 300, released December 7, 2019

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Wolf van Elfmand Brooklyn, New York

Wolf van Elfmand makes songs and plays the guitar. His music explores genres within the realm of Americana from finger-picking country to good ol’ fashioned rock & roll. A live Wolf show is sure to make you smile, and possibly think, but not too hard

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