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Music for Minors - Ages 3 to 300

by Wolf van Elfmand

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1.
Crow Song 01:55
Tweedle-leedledee goes the little bird Its the sweetest sound you ever heard Highs and lows, trills and fills you know I love it so But “Caw Caw Caw” goes the crow I don't like those crows Yeah I know, yeah I know You tell me he's so smart You tell me they're so smart I don't care what you say I don't like those crows Have you heard a bluebird sing Swings and pings off everything How about a robin's tune In early June, I love that too But “Caw Caw Caw” goes the crow I don't like those crows Yeah I know, yeah I know You tell me he's so smart You tell me they're so smart I don't care what you say I don't like those crows When I went to Mexico I heard that crow, I heard that crow Way up Ohio yeah You know I heard that crow It seems like everywhere I go I can't escape him no You know I can't escape a big ol' cawklin' crow Tweedleleedledee goes the little bird Its the sweetest sound you ever heard Highs, lows, trills, fills you know I love it so But “Caw Caw Caw” goes the crow
2.
I never thought I'd be like the modern man My family raised cattle since way back when Then I found yoga, here and now began I'm a flexible cowboy man I'm going into Bikram at 6am If you wanna I'll do Hatha after then Forget about your inside with your outer Zen And be a flexible cowboy man And I do, the upward dog, breath in real deep To the downward dog, let it all release Into the child's pose, way down low To the mountain pose, up you go I'm a flexible cowboy man I love my lentils, I don't touch meat Sold my pickup, I've got 2 good feet You see me pedaling down St Marks Street I'm a flexible cowboy man My wranglers don't fit like my lycra does I look kinda slim but I'm tough as an ox I'll never miss an eclipse or an equinox I'm a flexible cowboy man And I do, the upward dog, breath in real deep To the downward dog, let it all release Into the child's pose, way down low To the mountain pose, up you go I'm a flexible cowboy man And we all sing AAAOOOHHHHMmmmm
3.
C'est La Vie 03:02
Oh the ocean is wide She brings a very strong tide Better hope you never collide On that bay, wash you away C'est la vie Hills are covered with snow It'll slip slide on bearing below Cover you from your head to your toes Without delay, can't hurt to pray C'est la vie Fields get mighty big gusts Ripping roofs right off of their truss Keeping low is definitely a must No ashtray, smoke away C'est la vie Me I don't worry 'bout those Cause I knows I goes when I goes Like the ups keep away from the lows And thats okay, it's gotta end someday C'est la vie
4.
5.
Mr. Eat 02:19
I know a guy he ain't so neat Big ol belly never seen his feet Every time he goes down Bourbon Street people say “There goes Mr. Eat” Mr. Eat, he can gobble up everything He's got riches, don't have class Drinks outta pitchers never needs a glass Don't care if you're hungry, if you're poor Mr. Eat he wants more and more Mr. Eat, he can gobble up everything Well one time I was by the Alamo Saw him down 5 pie à la modes Saw 5 kids crying, don't ya know He ate their ice cream, they just got some cones Mr. Eat, he can gobble up everything If he wants chicken he gets it whole All the feathers down to the bone Don't matter at night when he sleeps alone He can get more chicken with his telephone Ain't bout being big or small Ain't about the long short fat or tall Just eye that greedy creature's crawl Or Mr. Eat he will eat you all Mr. Eat. he can gobble up every He'll gobble up any He'll gobble up you and me
6.
If You Go 02:38
If you go I'll go too If you go I'll go too Where you lay your head I wanna share that bed If you go I'll go too If they made you work on the moon I'd pack up all my things real soon I'd rent a crater out Take a stellar route If you go I'll go too If you go I'll go too If you go I'll go too Where you lay your head I wanna share that bed If you go I'll go too Even the bottom of the sea Wouldn't be too much for me I'd find some jelly fish Prepare your favorite dish It stings then it tastes sweet Even the Amazon I'd take a lesson from King Kong I'd grow 1000 feet Find you the nicest tree You could sleep and I would watch on If you go I'll go too If you go I'll go too Where you lay your head I wanna share that bed If you go I'll go too If you go I'll go too If you go I'll go too Where you lay your head I wanna share that bed If you go I'll go too
7.
Ukulele 01:51
First time gone to the ancient sea There's a Spanish girl that carelessly Drift away as unto me Oh I want ya but ya can't be mine Ukulele, ukulele, ukulele Let me tell ya bout my Ooo ooo ukulele Help me when I'm feeling down I got a lele but no lady around One day walking underneath the falls There's a tattooed in overalls But the fire there never lasted long Oh I want ya but ya can't be mine Ukulele, ukulele, ukulele Let me tell ya bout my Ooo ooo ukulele Help me when I'm feeling down I got a lele but no lady around All the ladies really rock my boat But through the night see how they float Into the arm of a new coat And I sing around and wait for mine Ukulele, ukulele, ukulele Let me tell ya bout my Ooo Ooo ukulele Help me when I'm feeling down I got a lele but no lady around I'm down This town I'm down
8.
Freight train freight train running so fast Freight train freight train running so fast Please don't tell me which train I'm on They don't know which way I'm gone Lay me down to go to sleep Way down on old chestnut street So I can hear that number 9 When she rolls on down the line Freight train freight train running so fast Freight train freight train running so fast Please don't tell me which train I'm on They don't know which way I'm gone When I ride that big freight train Through the mountains and the plains I can hear her whistle blow Through the rain, the sleet and the snow Freight train freight train running so fast Freight train freight train running so fast Please don't tell me which train I'm on They don't have to know which way I'm gone
9.
Oh Mister Sandman, won't you come to me I could use some sleep, I could use your company Mister Sandman would you visit me Too many nights tossing and turning in my bed Too many times I see your face and roll over again Please Mister Sandman, bring me my dreams tonight Take my hand down Cherry Lane With ice cream castles and pink champagne I wanna fly over mountain and valleys like them eagles do I wanna dive like the fishes that are swishing in a blue lagoon I wanna go to a land we never been before Walk with me if you please, we could dream evermore Oh Mister Sandman, won't you come to me I could use some sleep, I could use your company Mister Sandman would you visit me Please Mister Sandman, bring me my dreams tonight Take my hand down Cherry Lane With ice cream castles and pink champagne

credits

released December 7, 2019

Wolf van Elfmand - Voice, Guitars, Banjo, Ukulele
Megan Rice - Backing Vocals
Dan Africano - Bass
Neal Evans - Drums, Percussion
Ben Waligoske - Pedal Steel
Scott Flynn - Trombone, Sax, Trumpet
Ben Sword - Additional Guitars

Mixed by Ben Waligoske
Recorded at Cottonwood Studios - Denver, CO
Mastered by Brad Smalling - Evergroove Studios

Produced by Wolf van Elfmand

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Wolf van Elfmand Brooklyn, New York

Wolf van Elfmand makes songs and plays the guitar. His music explores genres within the realm of Americana from finger- picking country to good ol’ fashioned rock & roll. 2021 has been a busy year at Wolf HQ, he released 2 albums on top of recently resettling in Brooklyn after a long stint in Colorado. A live Wolf show is sure to make you smile, and possibly think, but not too hard ... more

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